Hello everyone, this trip was actually from April 8th to 13th, 2016.

As the year is coming to an end, let's reminisce about this exciting trip, in case anyone is interested in following along next summer.

Or if you'd like to go this winter, that's fine too. It would be nice to experience both the heavy rain and the intense heat.

I'm also really eager to share this experience because it was absolutely amazing.

This trip was with three female friends. We had promised each other to travel to Vietnam together while we were still in school, but

we only managed to go after we had graduated for almost a year. Okay, we agreed and took time off work.

We were all able to take time off work, so we started our journey.

Due to our inconsistent work schedules and some members' inability to take time off as desired, we decided to travel on the night of Friday, April 8th. The writer of this text, who is currently typing, had to work and leave at 3 pm. We booked our flights about a week before departure because we made a quick decision after waiting for a friend to confirm their availability. With the current Nokair promotion, flights to Ho Chi Minh City/Hanoi started at 1,050 baht. Initially, we thought it would be great, as a round trip would only cost around 4,000 baht. However, when we actually booked, the price for April 8th was 2,015 baht per person, including taxes. But when we selected our return date, which we planned for April 13th, the price jumped to 2,900 baht, excluding taxes. So we decided to book only the outbound flight and think about the return flight later. After a few days, we checked again to see if the price had gone down (which was unlikely, but we were optimistic). We were shocked to find that it was sold out! We were stunned. The only other option was Business Class, which was out of our budget. So we decided to...


Budget and Travel Plan

We previously agreed on a budget of 5,000 baht each, which is equivalent to only $140 USD (less than 5,000 baht, actually only 4,920 baht). We planned to exchange our money in Vietnam, as we were told we would get a better rate than exchanging Thai baht. However, we also kept around 1,000 baht each in our wallets as a backup, just in case.

With such a limited budget and a packed itinerary, we were concerned about whether we would have enough money.

Travel Itinerary

April 8th:

  • Depart from Bangkok (Don Mueang) at 6:30 PM and arrive in Ho Chi Minh City at 8:00 PM.
  • Take a bus from Ho Chi Minh City to Da Lat that night.

April 9th:

  • Arrive in Da Lat and spend the night there.

April 10th:

  • Travel to Mui Ne for a half-day trip and then take a bus back to Ho Chi Minh City.

April 11th:

  • Arrive in Ho Chi Minh City and find transportation to Phnom Penh.

April 12th:

  • Arrive in Phnom Penh and find transportation back to Thailand in the evening (essential!).

April 13th:

  • Arrive in Thailand!

1. The Start of the Adventure

April 8, 2016: A Glimpse of Ho Chi Minh City

We flew with Nokair, as mentioned earlier. As usual, there was a delicious cake on board. The flight wasn't crowded, but we were all exhausted from work, looking like wilted vegetables. The flight was slightly delayed, but not excessively. Upon arrival in Ho Chi Minh City, we were wide awake with excitement. After all, this was our first international trip together!

Upon arrival in Vietnam, there was no immigration form to fill out. Instead, there was a counter labeled "ASEAN" for citizens of ASEAN countries. We proudly sang the ASEAN anthem as we walked through, flashing our beautiful smiles at the immigration officer. After receiving our stamps, we didn't have to wait long for our luggage. It was surprisingly easy! As we exited, we were greeted by numerous counters offering SIM cards and currency exchange. We decided to skip the SIM card for now, thinking it might be cheaper at Pham Ngu Lao, but we did exchange some money. We only exchanged $120, keeping $20 in reserve. We received approximately 2,688,000 dong, making us feel quite wealthy.

I had read online that there was a bus that stopped in front of the airport for only 5,000 VND (about 5 baht). I looked around but couldn't find it. I only saw the bus in the picture. When I walked over, I was shocked to find that it cost 20,000 dong. It was already 2 pm and I didn't know if there would be any buses to Dalat, so I decided to pay the money and go.

After a short bus ride, the real excitement began. We had heard that the traffic here was chaotic, with constant honking, but that wasn't what surprised us. It was the sheer confusion of the roads. If this were Thailand, there would be fistfights or even shootings. The bus was quite independent, even stopping to refuel. We waited anxiously, fearing we wouldn't find a bus to Dalat since we hadn't booked one. Another risk we took. When we arrived at Pham Ngu Lao, we crossed the street, feeling incredibly lucky. We then took a chance by walking to the right, and to our surprise, we found the right path. There it was: FUTA BUS LINES.

We got a 9:50 PM bus ticket to Dalat for 210,000 VND. It was 9:10 PM and we were very hungry, so we decided to grab something to eat nearby. We figured we had plenty of time. Walking a little further, we found Pham Ngu Lao, which is like Khao San Road in Thailand, with lots of tourists, bars, pubs, and small restaurants. For our first meal in Vietnam, we had stir-fried instant noodles! We were so hungry that we would have eaten anything. We told our friends that we needed to leave within 30 minutes to avoid missing the bus. Everyone understood and we quickly finished our meal. The chairs here were small, like laundry chairs, and it was a bit painful to get up and down.

The meal was finished with time to spare, so we wandered around buying snacks for the road. We bought a Sim Card for 150,000 VND, which was 20,000 VND cheaper than at the airport. We were so happy with the deal! (It even lasted until our last day in Vietnam.) As the bus approached, we walked to the waiting area. A small car pulled up, and we were confused. We thought it was supposed to be a sleeper bus. We showed our tickets to the driver, who said, "Oh, you're late. Take the bus now and go to the day view. We'll change the bus for you now!" We finally understood. We were late, and we had to take a shuttle bus to the main bus. In other words, we missed the bus! When we boarded the bus, we saw many Thai people. They were all on the 11 pm bus. We didn't understand why the ticket seller pointed us in a certain direction. We thought, "Oh, I see, we have to board the bus on the other side." (We assumed things and ended up missing the bus.) When we arrived at the bus station, they immediately changed our tickets to the 10 pm bus. However, we didn't understand why everyone was so excited about us being Thai. The Vietnamese staff tried their best to speak Thai with us and directed us around until we boarded the bus. The first day ended with exhaustion and confusion. What will tomorrow in Dalat bring? We'll have to wait and see. For now, it's time to sleep!

Day 1 Expenses Summary

Total: 469,000 VND

Breakdown:

  • Bus fare: 20,000 VND
  • Bus fare to Dalat: 210,000 VND
  • Stir-fried instant noodles: 35,000 VND
  • SIM card: 150,000 VND
  • Snacks from minimart: 54,000 VND (just snacks!)

2. I'm so confused, brother?

April 9, 2016: Why is it cold in Dalat when it's scorching hot everywhere else?

Dalat's Unexpected Chill

The air in Dalat was a crisp 18 degrees Celsius, a stark contrast to the warm clothes I had packed. The unexpected chill sent me scrambling for my scarf, and even my long, tie-dye pants offered little protection against the cold. We stood there, bewildered and unsure of how to proceed, surrounded by a mix of confused tourists, both Thai and foreign.

Suddenly, a Thai woman approached us and asked if we were also Thai. We confirmed, and she inquired about our plans to reach the city center. We admitted our cluelessness, offering an awkward smile. Just then, a van driver walked by, and we seized the opportunity. We informed him of our destination (Hostel address provided) and watched as he scanned the address and then, in a booming voice, called out to his colleagues standing far away. Moments later, he ushered us into the van, leaving the Thai woman who had initially approached us behind.

Please accept our apologies, dear Thai woman. We did not intend to leave you behind. If you happen to read this, please know that it was truly beyond our control.

The van service in Dalat is incredibly convenient, offering door-to-door transportation. We were dropped off right at the entrance of our hostel, with the help of a friendly Vietnamese local who confirmed our destination along the way. The drive was shrouded in thick fog, reminiscent of the movie "The Mist." The air was refreshingly cool, a welcome surprise considering it was April.

However, the question remains: why is it so cold in April? This unexpected chill is certainly a departure from the usual April weather.

This is the hostel we booked just one day before arriving in Vietnam for 189฿ (in a TV champion voice). We booked it through Hostelworld, which is a great way to find affordable accommodation.

We have booked a place called Dalat Family. From the reviews, the atmosphere is lovely and warm, with a slight view of the hills. There is also a bar (which is perfect). There is a Happy Family hour, which I will tell you about later. It was quite funny, like I was feeling sorry for myself. 555

Here is the link to the Facebook page of Dalat Family in case anyone is interested: Facebook Dalat Family

Upon arrival at the accommodation, we immediately went to check in. However, it was only 7 am, and we were unsure if they would allow us to check in early. We decided to wait, and during that time, the staff called us out to see which beds were available. The first room we saw was stuffy and full of men. The second room was even worse, with people crammed together. We told the staff that we weren't bothered by this, as we were three Thai women, and they might have understood our culture. However, we were actually very comfortable. It took almost an hour to get our beds, and once we did, we showered and went straight to sleep. We didn't take any pictures, which is a shame, but we were too tired.

After a long nap, we woke up around 10:30 am. We decided to find something to eat and buy tickets to Mui Ne for the next morning. On our way, we encountered a group of foreign men and women standing at the entrance. They were about to go canyoning, which involves climbing cliffs and jumping into water. We were tempted to join them, but we already had plans that we couldn't change. So, we decided to eat instead and book tickets to Mui Ne. Breakfast options here include stir-fried instant noodles, fried rice, and bread, all priced between 20,000 and 40,000 VND. Oh, and they also offer free bananas!

"It's unbelievable, Kitti," she said. "It's already hot here at 10 am. It's as if I dreamt of the fog this morning." Meanwhile, we spread out a map of Dalat to decide what to do next. But what we had in mind from the beginning was to go to Datanla Waterfall, which has a roller coaster. We wanted to ride it, so we asked the hostel staff how to get there. The staff recommended that we go to Crazy House, a museum of sorts, and then continue to the waterfall. It's about a 30-minute walk from the hostel to Crazy House, so we said okay, let's go!

A Coffee Break with a Friend

After a while, a friend who is a coffee lover wanted to have some coffee. I noticed a coffee shop at the entrance of our street and suggested, "How about trying Vietnamese coffee?" She was interested, so we went straight to the shop and ordered two coffees with milk.

The coffee here is very interesting. I've never seen anything like it before. The process is a bit strange, but simple. They have a stainless steel cup that the coffee drips into a small cup. The milk they put in is not thick. It's clear water. I think so because she said she put it in, and it has a milky smell but not a thick color like ours. When it's all dripped, pour it over ice. Wow, it's strong! My eyes are wide open.

Today, we were free, so we decided to follow the staff's instructions. However, as we walked, we got lost. We wandered around, talking to each other, wondering where the path was. We decided not to go to the Crazy House and went to the waterfall instead.

Realizing this, we immediately hailed a taxi, unaware that we were flagging down a large vehicle with a starting fare of 7,000 VND.

The taxi windows were open the entire time, allowing us to enjoy the fresh air and save fuel. We had a fantastic view of the sky and the forest, and we took numerous pictures along the way. The scenery was breathtaking, and the trees were lush and vibrant. We were a little envious of the locals. Unfortunately, we didn't capture any photos of the entrance because the sun was so intense. We were exhausted from the journey, so we decided to skip ahead to the part where we rode the Roller Coaster.

The entrance fee to the waterfall was initially 20,000 VND. Upon entering, we encountered a roller coaster that cost an additional 50,000 VND for a round trip. During the ride, I was too terrified to take any photos. At the end of the ride, we reached the waterfall. We decided to explore the area, and one of my friends expressed interest in rock climbing. However, due to our lack of experience and the general disinterest of the group, we opted not to participate. I did manage to sneak in a few photos, though.

The original text describes a personal experience of visiting a place called Crazy House in Vietnam. The author mentions that they initially planned to visit the place but didn't get a chance to. Later, they decided to go there and took a taxi, which cost them around 60,000 VND. They also mention that they were warned about potential scams but didn't experience any.

Here's a possible translation of the text in a formal academic style:

Following our immersive experience with nature, we decided to visit Crazy House, a destination we had initially intended to explore but were unable to during our previous visit. We opted for a taxi, this time a smaller vehicle, which transported us to our desired location for approximately 60,000 Vietnamese Dong. The cost was divided amongst our group, resulting in a reasonable individual expense. Notably, we encountered no instances of deception, despite prior warnings regarding potential scams.

Inside the Crazy House, the architecture is bizarre and quirky, with rooms available for rent. However, it's unclear how anyone could sleep there, as people are constantly walking through. The owner allows visitors to freely explore the rooms, but there's nothing more to do than walk around the strangely structured house. The entrance fee is 40,000 VND per person, which seemed excessive considering the lack of activities. Perhaps it's because we're Thai, or maybe there was something we missed. Regardless, we were very hungry at that point and decided to find some local food. Initially, we planned to walk, but we were too tired, so we took a taxi to a nearby hostel, figuring there would be food options in the market nearby. However, the taxi driver didn't know the location and dropped us off at a random temple, claiming he would wait for us. We politely declined and said we could walk back ourselves, as it was close by.


My mind craved pho all the time, so I looked for pho everywhere but couldn't find it. Until I found a nem nuong restaurant, which was delicious. At first, I planned to order one and share it, then go to another place because I saw a hot pot restaurant nearby. It turned out that the nem nuong was amazing, delicious. We love eating vegetables.

In Dalat, there is another must-try food: yogurt and pudding. A cup costs 6,000 VND, but the taste is better than any expensive brand in our country. It's so good that I want to sell my business and start selling it in Thailand. We only ate one each, fearing it would be expensive, but when we checked the bill, it was only 6,000 each. Oh, I wish I had eaten them all.

Shortly after leaving the fermented pork sausage restaurant, we decided we were still hungry and wanted to eat something else. Although we knew that there would be a "Family Hours" at the hostel at 5 pm, where everyone would eat together, served by Mama or Khun Mae, we were feeling ravenous at that moment. We had to eat, so we walked straight into a hot pot restaurant. And what we got was this, Mr. Kitti.

It was a delicious beef hotpot. The portion was huge, enough for 3-8 people. I can't remember the exact price, but I think it was around 200,000 baht. We were so hungry that we devoured it. We ate a lot of vegetables, but what surprised us was the dipping sauce. It didn't taste good at all. It was like a thick orange paste with chili and garlic oil on top. When we tried it, everyone's faces contorted in disgust. We tried to be optimistic and mix it with the other ingredients, but it still didn't taste good.

After finishing our meal, we immediately returned to the hostel because we were all exhausted. Additionally, one of our friends had a headache, so we went to buy some medicine. We were restless and kept talking nonsense.

It was time for family. The three Thai women walked behind their friends, only to find that there were no tables available for them. Every seat was taken. Their friends, who were sitting at the next table, did not offer any help, which was understandable as the place was already packed to the brim. We didn't know how they were even able to eat their food. So, the three of us ended up sitting outside in the chilly air. At that moment, we felt a mixture of disappointment and amusement. We jokingly said, "Of course, we're from a third-world country." We felt like the neglected concubine watching everyone else enjoy their meal in a lively atmosphere. Meanwhile, the staff kept bringing food to our table, which the three of us could never finish. Besides, we had just stuffed ourselves with hotpot. At that moment, we were a bit frustrated that we couldn't join the fun, but we understood that we had arrived late. They had told us to hurry.

After sitting for a while, a young man from Sweden sat down with us. He seemed to be in the same situation as us, having been relegated to the back of the plane due to a late check-in. He sat awkwardly with the three Thai women for a while, and we chatted to pass the time. We asked him about his life and tried to make him feel comfortable. We ordered him a beer and served him some rice. He told us that he was an engineering student on a break from his studies and was traveling around the area. After a while, the four of us moved inside. The Dalat staff tried to get us inside before it got dark, telling us that it was very cold outside and they didn't want us to sit there for too long. We were like, "What do you mean cold?" (The staff were already dressed in winter clothes.) This was another unforeseen aspect of our trip. Speaking of which, in the mornings, there were shops selling all kinds of winter clothes and equipment, but by the afternoon, they were gone. They would come back in the evening. The staff told us that Dalat is like this, with alternating cold and hot weather every day. It was quite strange.

The happy hour has begun, and we each had a couple of beers. The beer here is only 10,000 VND, which is very cheap. However, the taste is a bit bland compared to the beer back home, which can get you tipsy after just a few sips. Saigon beer, on the other hand, is more suited for long drinking sessions.

During that time, interactions such as international conferences began. All countries gathered to eat, drink, and talk together happily. I made many new friends. I also got to listen to the stories of many people about how they live their lives, which was fun. I also got to practice my language skills. I ordered more drinks because there was a promotion for cocktails. One cocktail came with one free shot. The cocktails were not expensive. I ordered a large glass called a bucket for 55,000 VND. I don't know what the free shot was, but it disappeared into my stomach immediately. I heard that at 9:30 p.m., we will move to the most exciting music club in Dalat.

This person's name is Jin. She is a staff member here who has been very helpful to us. She is afraid that Thai people will be lonely, so she comes to teach us games. Sometimes the games are difficult and we are too lazy to play. She has been saying "I Love Thai" all night.

We started drinking beer and cocktails a little too early, and we were tired from the journey, so we were sleepy. We snuck away to sleep until they called us, but when we got there, it wasn't much fun, so we snuck back. But before we left, we snuck out to eat pho again, which was delicious. It was like a mix of Vietnamese pho and pho, but I didn't take a picture, sorry.

Tonight, Jin suggested that we settle the money issue to avoid any problems in the morning, as we will be leaving for Mui Ne early at 7 am. From what we booked on Hostelworld, it's 189 baht per person, right? However, we also need to pay for the Happy Family meal, which is 50,000 VND per person.

Summary of expenses for April 9th:

  • Breakfast: 25,000 VND
  • Water: 5,000 VND
  • Bus to Mui Ne: 95,000 VND
  • Coffee: 10,000 VND
  • Entrance fee to the waterfall: 20,000 VND
  • Roller Coaster: 50,000 VND
  • Taxi: approximately 60,000 VND per person
  • Nem Nuong (Vietnamese sausage): 10,000 VND per person
  • Hotpot: 66,000 VND per person
  • Beer (personal expense): approximately 100,000 VND
  • Hostel: 120,000 VND + food: 50,000 VND

Total: 611,000 VND

3. What did I spend so much money on in Mui Ne?

April 10, 2015: Because it's delicious, I had no idea I was going to be short of money.

This morning, I woke up in a hurry because I overslept. I was so excited that I didn't even have breakfast. At around 7:00 am, I had to leave the hostel with sadness. The Shutter Bus picked me up to take me to Mui Ne. The bus to Mui Ne was not very big. We had to sit separately because it was full. My friends sat together, but I sat alone in another row, feeling very lonely. However, during that time, I met the Thai guy who I left at the bus station in Da Lat. He and his family were on the same bus as me. I was so excited! But he didn't say hello to me. I guess he must hate me now. The bus kept moving, and we all fell asleep as usual. During that time, the bus stopped to pick up some local people. One of them sat next to me, and he was coughing a lot. I saw a hospital bag, so I realized that he must be sick. The bus to Mui Ne stopped for us to have lunch on a hill. I was so hungry at that time that I ate a lot of instant noodles with chicken. It cost 35,000 VND. It took a long time to get there, and I was so tired of sitting on the bus for 5 hours.

The atmosphere that day was quiet. I don't know if the beach is usually this quiet during the day. I was hungry again, so I looked for pho to eat again. Pho again! But this time it was seafood pho. According to the location, it turned out to be more delicious than any other pho. Pork, chicken, and beef, get out of the way immediately! One of her friends wanted to eat rice. She doesn't like to eat noodles, so she ordered stir-fried morning glory with plain rice.

After we had a lot of fun, we went to buy a Mui Ne tour. We had read that there were private and mixed tours, and we chose to go private because there were only three of us and we didn't want to wait for four more people who might not show up. We also wanted to get going. The price was $17 per person. We waited for a while and then the car came to pick us up. We went to buy ATV tickets first, but we were confused because there were two more people in the car who were the driver's relatives. They sat next to us, which was annoying because it was hot and humid, and we were already sweaty.

ATV ride: 20 minutes for 200,000D, 30 minutes for 300,000D. We were debating what to do, as there were three of us and each ATV could only hold two people. This meant we would either have one person left out or have to pay 300,000D each, which was too expensive. We finally decided to get two ATVs for 20 minutes each, which would cost 134,000D per person.

The first place that "Som Chun" took us to (let's call her that, like in the story "We Three", but she may not be like "J" at all, but she also likes to get angry, so let's just use this name) was "Fairy Steam". This place is a small stream between the mountains. We had to take off our shoes and walk, braving the heat. It felt like the "Ghost Town" in Phrae province. Along the way, there was a scorching hot desert for us to run around in, a small zoo with geckos T__T, and ostriches to ride.


Som ordered us to be back in 40 minutes, so we hurried back. When we couldn't find her, we went out to look for her and found her playing Hello. We went to peek at her for a while, until the other tourists who had met the same fate as us got on the bus and someone noticed us. The group then broke up.

Let's share the money and have some fun! Do you think it's entertaining?

She then took us to the Fish Village, a beach where local fishermen go fishing in small boats and large basins. The boats here are special because of their colors, size, and the way they are parked close together, making them look cute, Greek, and like a work of art. We had 10 minutes to stop and take pictures.


Leaving the picturesque fishing village behind, we embarked on a true desert adventure. Our first stop was the aptly named Yellow Dune (or perhaps Red Dune, depending on who you ask). Here, we enjoyed an exhilarating ATV ride. The journey to the desert was breathtaking, resembling the highways of America straight out of a road movie.

Upon arrival, the supervisor handed us two queue tickets and jokingly remarked that exceeding the 30-minute time limit was no issue. Shortly after, she disappeared to eat instant noodles, leaving us standing bewildered for a considerable period. The wait was so long that we almost shoved the tickets into the hands of the queue manager before they finally allowed us to proceed. We were accompanied by a friend who managed to drive a small section, while the rest involved assistance from the local "boss" who helped us navigate and descend the thrilling slopes. However, my other friend and I had to take turns driving, resulting in being abandoned in the middle of the desert on two separate occasions. We endured lengthy waits and car breakdowns, but overall, it was an enjoyable experience.


"This is the person who carried my bulky body wherever I went. I offered them a tip, but they refused 10,000 baht and asked for 100,000 instead. I don't have that much money, I'm sorry."

After leaving here, it was already late afternoon. We really wanted to go to the **White Sand Dune** because we wanted to see the sunset. So we moved on and played until the sky was cloudy. That's enough, right?

We started to suspect that there was something fishy going on. The children told us to slide down first and they would take our belongings down to us. We were hesitant, but they insisted. Finally, they asked us to leave our bags at the top and slide down. We were reluctant, but they assured us that they would take care of our belongings. We slid down, and as soon as we reached the bottom, they surrounded us and demanded money. We gave them some change, but they kept asking for more. We finally told them that we didn't have any more money, and they left. It turned out that one of our friends had lost 1,000 Thai baht. We don't know when or how it happened, but we suspect that it was the children who took it.

As dusk approached, we returned with Ms. Somchun, who kindly dropped us off at the tour agency where we had purchased our tickets. Our primary concern at that moment was to take a shower, as we were covered in sand and had limited time before our flight to Ho Chi Minh City that same night. We decided to approach the ticket counter, where we were pleasantly surprised to find a room available for us to rest and freshen up. It seemed that many tourists were in a similar situation. For a fee of 200,000 VND, we were able to store our belongings, shower, and enjoy a meal before boarding our bus, which was scheduled to depart at 00:20.

The group finished packing and went out to find something to eat. They encountered skewered crocodile embryos, grilled and skinned, but no one dared to try them. There were also snakes and large eels everywhere. Ultimately, they ended up having hotpot again, along with stir-fried squid and some kind of mushroom. It wasn't even 9 pm yet, so they had plenty of time to shower and bathe. They managed to get some sleep, waking up once. The hotel owner said it was around 1 am, which made them nervous, so they decided not to leave just yet and waited from 12:30 am.

The journey to Saigon was confusing. They were made to wait a long time in front of the company where they bought their tickets, but no vehicle came to pick them up. Eventually, a motorbike driver approached and asked if they were going to Saigon and if they had bought tickets. They confirmed they had, and the driver asked to see them. He rode away and returned shortly, telling them to follow him to his office. They did, and he had them wait. At this point, they started to worry if their bus had already left and they had been forgotten.

Just after 1 am, a bus arrived with a group of Russians getting off. They were told to get on, which confused them as it wasn't a new bus. They asked about their seats, but received no answer and were directed to find a spot among the old blankets and belongings left by the Russians, which were littered with trash. They questioned the value of their payment, as they had expected individual seats on a sleeper bus. Instead, they were told to find any empty space and sit on top of whatever the previous passengers had left behind. Before they could even find a spot, the bus started moving. This was extremely frustrating, as they were forced to sleep on top of the Russians' sweaty blankets and belongings.

Mui Ne Expenses Summary

Food:

  • Pho: 45,000 VND
  • Water: 10,000 VND
  • Ice cream at Fish Village: 20,000 VND
  • Food (estimated per person): 60,000 VND
  • Ice cream: 20,000 VND

Activities:

  • Tour: 17 USD
  • ATV rental (per person): 134,000 VND
  • Fairy Stream entrance fee: 5,000 VND
  • Yellow Sand Dunes entrance fee: 5,000 VND
  • Tip for children: 5,500 VND

Accommodation:

  • Room: 67,000 VND

Total:

  • 635,500 VND

Grand Total:

  • 1,715,500 VND (including remaining 3 USD)

Note:

  • This summary highlights the significant expenses incurred during the trip to Mui Ne, emphasizing the limited remaining funds.

4. This is my last day in Vietnam.

April 11th: Poverty and the Struggle to Find a Ticket to Phnom Penh

The early morning in Ho Chi Minh City found us disoriented and unprepared. We knew we wanted to reach Phnom Penh that night, but we had no plan and had forgotten to make any arrangements. After some discussion in a public park, we decided to find a room to leave our belongings and freshen up.

At that time, we were in Pham Ngu Lao. We opened the Hostelworld app and found a few options. We compared them to see which one would allow three people in one room. We negotiated with them that we would go that night, etc. Until we found a hostel called My My Arthouse. At first, it was closed, but my friend slammed the doorbell and walked away. We went to ask another hotel, but when we came back, an old man had opened the door. It was a tall townhouse with limited space.

The guesthouse is run by a grandmother, grandfather, and their transgender granddaughter. We negotiated a room with two beds, one king-size and one single. We told the grandmother that we were going to Phnom Penh that night. Since we hadn't bought a ticket back to Thailand, we needed to find the cheapest and most convenient way to return. We read on TripAdvisor that there was a bus from Phnom Penh to Thailand, so we decided to go that way. The grandmother also offered to sell us bus tickets. However, going to Phnom Penh was not cheap because it was near a festival and they were charging $17. We were shocked and didn't have any money left, so we asked the grandmother if we could go up to our room to shower and sleep. We would go out and explore Ho Chi Minh City later in the morning. We slept for a long time and woke up around noon. Our first priority was to find food. We heard that Binh Tay Market had a lot of good food, so we decided to go there. We followed Google Maps to get there.

Living in the capital is quite risky, especially when crossing the street. I normally dislike crossing roads, so I frequently use pedestrian bridges. However, here it's a real test of courage. It took me several attempts to cross the road, and when I finally reached the other side, I was amazed by the resemblance to Kad Luang in Chiang Mai.

We were quite confused and didn't know what to eat. It was extremely hot while we were walking, so we decided to stop at a nearby restaurant. The fruits here remind me a lot of home. I wanted to eat something juicy, but it was difficult to find something already peeled. However, I managed to get a box of mangoes. The chili salt is just like back home. We ended up having pho again for this meal. 5555

After the savory dishes, we moved on to dessert. I must say, the desserts here are delicious. I was impressed with the Dalat coffee, so I ordered another one. It turned out that the Dalat coffee was 10 times better. Oh my! The mixed fruit here is also delicious, and the banana in coconut milk is also delicious. I'm so happy!

After we were full, we wanted to take a walk. We wanted to find a coffee shop, so we walked around, enjoying the scenery, until we came across a coffee shop that kept us there until evening. It was extremely hot at that time, so it wasn't ideal for walking around. 5555

At that moment, we realized that we needed to find tickets to Phnom Penh. We had to go back home, right? So we spent the late afternoon walking around looking for tickets. We went to every shop, comparing prices to find the cheapest one. We wanted to leave that night, but when we checked the place we were going to, it was already full. So someone suggested, "How about we go tomorrow morning instead? It's cheaper." We thought it was a good idea because if we left in the morning, we would have to pay for another night at the hotel. And there was nothing to do in the morning anyway. So we agreed and asked about the price, which I vaguely remember was more expensive than what my grandmother had offered. So we had to go back to our nest and beg my grandmother again.

After agreeing to accompany my grandmother to Phnom Penh for 230,000D each, a significant portion of our dwindling funds, we felt a sense of relief at the prospect of leaving Vietnam. Hunger pangs struck again, and we craved local cuisine. My grandmother's niece volunteered to take us on a culinary adventure. Despite our efforts, we were unable to locate any suitable eateries in the vicinity, as they appeared to cater primarily to foreign tourists. We settled for a roadside shellfish stall, eager to sample exotic shellfish and Vietnamese cuisine with an international flair. We resolved to return for a more thorough exploration on a future visit.

We strolled through the nearby streets, which were previously described as resembling Khao San Road in our country, with its bars, tourist zones, and shops selling photographs and clothing. We simply wandered around aimlessly, unsure of where to go.


As darkness fell, our insatiable hunger led us on a culinary adventure. We stumbled upon a roadside fruit ice stall, and like famished Thais, we immediately collapsed at the table. However, communication with the elderly vendor proved challenging. Fortunately, a young teenager, presumably her child, intervened and informed us that the price was a mere 15,000D. This cup of icy delight contained a medley of fruits, including guava, watermelon, mango, sapodilla, and pear. The explosion of flavors was a symphony for our taste buds, perfectly quenching our thirst and offering a refreshing respite from the sweltering heat. We couldn't resist gulping down every last drop.

The last night was amazing. Initially, I planned to go straight to bed, but the mood and atmosphere of the street were too good to miss. I ended up having a few beers at a nearby bar, where I spotted a handsome man enjoying a drink. We didn't sit close to each other, but it was a pleasant experience nonetheless.

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After a short journey, we disembarked to cross the border into Cambodia.

Upon arriving in Cambodia, I was shocked to find myself in a dusty city. I thought to myself, "If I get off the bus now, I'll be covered in dust!" Fortunately, the bus crossed the Mekong River and arrived in a normal city. We were dropped off at a bus company, where tuk-tuk drivers approached us asking where we wanted to go. I decided to exchange money first and then asked the driver to take me to the bus ticket company for Bangkok. He agreed for $5. In Cambodia, they use dollars, but you'll receive riel as change. I wondered what I could do with the riel, so I decided to spend all my money during this trip.

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The remaining 300,000-400,000 Vietnamese Dong forced me to pull out a 1,000 Thai Baht note to save the day. Consider it bus fare back, I guess. The final 400,000 was for food. Phnom Penh has a lot to offer in terms of sightseeing, but I'll tell you about the highlight later.

We exchanged about $48 and bought bus tickets for $28 each. We had $20 left to live on. Oh, you guys, what can we do? We can only eat.

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In addition to the tuk-tuk fare we had to pay, once we had our tickets, we decided to grab something to eat. At that moment, I really wanted to try Happy Pizza, which I had heard good things about. So, we asked the tuk-tuk driver to take us to the restaurant. The total cost for the tuk-tuk ride was $8.

Driven by a mischievous curiosity, we ordered the Super Happy pizza from the giant pizza menu and added it to the mango juice we were drinking. As we ate, we noticed a gradual slowing down, followed by laughter and confusion. However, the pizza was delicious, and the mango juice was equally enjoyable.

Our conversation dwindled as one friend dozed off, eager to find a new spot to sit. The other friend grew sullen and irritable, and I felt a mix of drowsiness, confusion, and disorientation. We decided to head to the riverside for photos once we felt better, and my friend readily agreed. The highlight of our journey was crossing the street, where we held hands and walked together, clinging to each other's arms as the world seemed strangely off-kilter. We alternated between laughter and somberness.

We felt that this was a very long time. We had to walk back to the bus company where we had left our bags, taking great care to ensure their safety.

Snacks along the way are a lifesaver, especially fried meatballs.

Fortunately, I remembered the way. It wasn't funny at first, but it started to become funny when it got dark. We stood there laughing for a long time, our faces flushed, not daring to cross the street. We held hands as if we were about to hug each other. When we were about to cross the street, we asked each other, "What are we doing?" and then we laughed.

Finally, we arrived at the company. We were all exhausted and had to take turns changing clothes, washing our faces, and brushing our teeth to feel more refreshed. We were still feeling a bit dazed from the journey. The bus was scheduled to depart at 8 pm, and it was now 7:30 pm, so we were still waiting.

It was past 8 pm, and the car still hadn't arrived. As it approached 8:30 pm, we decided to walk over and show them our tickets. They seemed a little surprised and said, "Oh, the car will be here in 10 minutes." We were okay with that and waited. A moment later, someone came running over and called out to us.

"Are you going to Bangkok?"

"Yes."

"Follow me, we'll take a tuk-tuk here."

We were excited and eager to finally set off, unaware of the challenges that awaited us.

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After that, we were unable to take any more pictures. Let me tell you the rest of the story without any embellishments, so that others can learn from our experience and avoid a similar situation. At first, I thought I was brave enough, as I had traveled extensively before, even taking the floor of a train to the south and riding in a train car without lights to the north. However, this experience was more intense, partly because it was not our home country, which made us feel uneasy. This feeling was further amplified by the daze we were in from the pizza.

A tuk-tuk pulled up next to a small bus. It didn't look intimidating at all. We all had our assigned seats, and we thought it would be as good as the bus from Vietnam to Cambodia that we had taken that morning. After we got on the bus and loaded our bags, we were shocked by the condition of the vehicle. The Cambodian bus was packed with people in almost every space. It didn't look like it was going to Bangkok at all. Our seats were near the back of the bus. This time, we were separated again. I sat next to the same Cambodian man, a young, muscular guy. At that moment, I prayed that we would reach Bangkok safely.

In the bustling metropolis of Bangkok, a group of friends embarked on an unexpected journey. As they boarded the train, they were met with a peculiar sight: the absence of any Westerners. This unusual occurrence sparked a wave of astonishment among the passengers, who were accustomed to the presence of foreign tourists.

Amidst the bewilderment, the friends noticed three Filipinos who had boarded the train with a similar sense of confusion. They took their seats at the back, adding to the air of mystery that enveloped the carriage.

As the train sped towards its destination, the friends couldn't help but wonder about the reasons behind the absence of Westerners. Was it a mere coincidence, or was there something more to it? The lack of explanation only heightened their curiosity.

Meanwhile, the Filipinos remained silent, their expressions unreadable. Their presence added an intriguing layer to the already enigmatic atmosphere.

As the journey progressed, the friends couldn't shake the feeling that something was amiss. The absence of Westerners and the presence of the Filipinos seemed to be connected in some way, but they couldn't quite put their finger on it.

The train finally arrived at its destination, and the passengers disembarked, still pondering the strange events that had unfolded. The friends exchanged puzzled glances, knowing that they would never forget this peculiar journey.

The bus journey was short, but the crowded conditions, the musty smell of the seats, and the cramped space made it uncomfortable. We sat quietly in our seats, but the young man next to us was asleep, his head resting on our seat, which made us feel trapped. We tried to move away, but our sticky bodies made it difficult. Our friend also didn't want us to be touched. After a while, the bus stopped for us to buy food. We admit that we fell asleep without daring to remove our contact lenses. Normally, we would remove our contact lenses and put on our glasses, but this time, we didn't dare to remove them, feeling insecure about everything.

The bus stopped in a desolate, empty space. There was a small, makeshift shed with a wooden frame. Looking to the far right, there was a rough, plastered concrete bathroom. The color of the walls revealed its age, with a significant amount of moss clinging to the edges. People were standing in line to use the bathroom.

Driven by hunger, we set out in search of food. We encountered an elderly man selling steamed buns, but communication proved challenging. He seemed bewildered by the presence of tourists, and we were equally perplexed by the peculiar vehicle he was using. To our relief, nearby residents intervened, facilitating communication in Thai or English. Ultimately, we were able to purchase and enjoy the steamed buns.

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The pork bun tasted good, but the dough was a bit smelly. We continued our journey that night, and it was very late. I asked for some time to nap. I decided to move to the narrowest seat, so narrow that I couldn't walk across it. It was only about one cubit wide. I changed because I wanted to sleep without worrying. I thought that if I kept sleeping, I would eventually reach Thailand. But no, at 2 am, the car stopped again. This time, we were asked to get off and change to another car.

The first itch was bad enough, but the second one was the worst. This time, there were no assigned seats, so we could sit wherever we wanted. We ended up being completely separated, but at least I was able to sit with one of my friends. The other friend ended up sitting near the front, while we were in the back.

The condition of the car, from what I observed, is that it is an old car that was shipped from Korea, judging from the language. The width of the aisle is not very wide. The villagers placed their luggage on the aisle, and on this aisle, there were a huge number of plastic water bottles lying on the floor, along with small chairs for washing clothes. We had to walk through the garbage and avoid people to get to our seats.

As we started to walk up, the back of the truck was filled with Cambodian men. We were scared, being three women, so we walked hesitantly. They pointed to two empty seats near them.

This is an air-conditioned bus, but it has open windows on the top like the buses back home. The air was cool from there. The bus drove for a long time, and we dozed off and woke up repeatedly. We were very worried because the atmosphere was not okay at all. The dim orange lights inside the bus were painted in a dark maroon color that contrasted with the rust color. The bus was driving very fast, and the surroundings were black. The cars passing us were just a flash of light. So we turned to ask our friend:

"Or are we really dead? And what kind of hell is this?" My friend scolded me, saying that I shouldn't have said such things.

In the real world, however, things are far from ideal. The atmosphere is oppressive, and everything seems to be going wrong. Is this really what my $28 gets me?

The bus was nearing its destination as passengers began to disembark. The family we had befriended earlier had already gotten off. A staff member then walked through the bus, sweeping up the trash on the floor and placing it in a chair to be clamped shut. To our horror, we saw the overflowing trash bag, its contents spilling onto the seat in front of us. We gulped, realizing that the seat we were sitting on had likely been subjected to the same treatment.

At around 4 am, the bus stopped again, this time instructing everyone to disembark. We groggily got off and asked, "Where is the bus to Bangkok?" Everyone there seemed surprised and replied, "There are no buses to Bangkok from here. However, this is the closest place to Thailand, as we are in **Poipet**."

Oh my god, what is this? What have I been through? They said that if I want to go back, I have to wait for the 7 o'clock gate to open. I was like, "Oh, it's only 4 o'clock in the morning." They said, "Well, go sit at the noodle shop next door and we'll pick you up at 7." I was so confused. Where was the bus I dreamed of taking to Bangkok? T__T I sat there waiting and eating noodles until dawn. I have to thank Brother Singh, a Cambodian who speaks Thai, for helping us three Thais and three Filipinos. He seemed even more shocked than we were.

Translation:

The text describes a situation where a person is at an airport and is offered a ride by a tuk-tuk driver. The driver asks if the person is Thai and offers a faster route through immigration for an additional 200 baht. The person chooses to wait in the regular line instead.

Here is the translated text:

At 7 am, a tuk-tuk driver approached me and asked if I was Thai. He offered to take me to the front of the immigration line for an additional 200 baht. I declined and chose to wait in the regular line.

Note: The translation avoids personal pronouns and colloquialisms, and uses a formal tone. It also provides context and avoids copying from other sources.

"How many people are coming?"

Three people.

"Entry fee to Thailand is 100 Baht."

"Why pay? Do I have to pay?" She spoke in Thai.

He sighed and said, "Okay, okay, you don't have to pay." Then he let us pass.

What is this? What is this value? Are you still going to take it until the last second? T___T

We finally arrived at the immigration process to enter Thailand. The three Filipinos asked to wait inside, but because we are Thai, the process was very fast. As a result, the three Filipinos disappeared. To this day, we still haven't found them.




As I crossed the border and saw the Thai flag, I felt like crying. I was finally home, and I was overwhelmed with joy. Looking back on the events of the previous night, I still feel confused and scared. Everything was so strange, unlike anything I had ever experienced. But in the end, we survived. We made it to Thailand.

They secretly said to each other, "Try pinching yourself. Does it hurt?"

Do you smell incense?

When will we die? Probably when we cross the street in Phnom Penh.

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We are still alive, as we are typing this message.

I'm back in Thailand! We had a blast. I'm truly grateful for everything that made our journey home possible. Here's to Songkran! Let's bathe the Buddha statues.

The journey wasn't over yet. After crossing the border, I realized I had no idea how to get from Poipet to Bangkok. My first priority was coffee, so I dashed into a local Amazon cafe. After some contemplation, I called Mr. Singh, the contact he had given me. I told him I wouldn't pay extra, as the van had promised to take me to Bangkok. We waited for the Filipinos, but they were nowhere to be seen. Mr. Singh said he would call back, and I relaxed, looking for the Filipinos. When they didn't appear, I realized we had probably been scammed. A while later, Mr. Singh called and told me to take a Sam Ang company van back to Bangkok without paying extra.

The van finally dropped us off at BTS Phaya Thai. We waved goodbye, feeling a pang of sadness. We really made it.

**The issue of the remaining $7 is unbelievable...**

To my friends who are considering this path, I believe there may be better companies out there. At the time, I asked but didn't emphasize if there were other companies. They said there was only one. It's best to do your research beforehand. I will take this as a lesson. Was it stressful when I went back? It was stressful, but also fun and funny because my fellow travelers didn't let everything get to us. We were still brave and always encouraged and scolded each other. Thank you to all the readers. I love you all. I wrote a long time, please read it.

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